Mad Dogs & Englishmen

This is what the youngsters refer to as a "Celphy," and apparently they are all the rage on "MyBook" and "FaceSpace" and "Tweetly" and what-not.

This is, of course, Minister of Culture  Discerner of Excellence, sitting in the direct noonday sun in a Lion City skateboard park, sweating like a cold drink looking for a coaster.

Look at all the other people in the park in the background...do you see them? Of course you don't. That's because people who live in the tropics aren't morons.

They are standing in the shade or shopping inside the air conditioned mall, and very occasionally one will look out at the stupid American and think to themselves, "What a maroon."